PottyMouthMama: Reporting For Domestic Duty

This weekend was going to be all about me being a domestic goddess and surpassing my motherly duties. Ticking every box and getting a gold star. 


And do you think that happened?


Er. A little.


I had plans to tidy the whole house. To ditch all the junk hovering around our house. It's mounting. In piles. In bags. In boxes. And I can't seem to get on top of it. Well wait - I can get on top of it, I can lie on top of it, I just can't control it. 


I was going to get wildly domestic in the kitchen. I had grand aspirations.


Instead Saturday I had a wee hangover, and shuffled around the house like a hermit crab. What kind of young player am I? 


I did sort out some clothes. I did bake choc chip cookies. 


And tonight, Matt went out to do some painting, while I stayed at home - and thought - yes! I will make pasta. Then it all went to poo. I was rolling pasta, I had the water bubbling away - the pasta was rolling, rolling, too long to hold in both my hands - I felt like Big Anthony out of Strega Nona. Pasta everywhere. I finally got it into the pot and kept rolling out extra pasta - and then the pasta went bloaty and gluggy. Poor pasta.


So the smalls wound up with toast and baked beans for dinner. 


And then I hurried them through dinner, tucked them into bed and felt irate with myself for being such a grump. 

Roses are Red

Just an outfit.. To share with you! 

Bright Red Vintage Blazer, Steven booties, J Crew Pants, Nastygal Belt, House of Harlow studs, and Urban Outfitter muscle tee..

Enjoy this sunny weekend!!

The New Look PottyMouthMama

I've had a makeover over on my Facebook page. You should totes come over and check it out - as well as my new ample derriere. And bosom. And nose. And new and improved skinny arm. We can chat. And talk. And stuff.

Of if you're more into short and sharp, come over to Twitter.

PottyMouthMama. Get it while it's hot.

leather bandana for $400

you've got to be joking? 
yet somehow, i love it. go figure. 
at ssense.com, of course.  

http://www.ssense.com/women/product/alexander_wang/black_perforated_leather_bbndanna/50494

When Life Hands You.. Er, Oranges

Tonight Matt made dinner, we ate it (STOP THE PRESS), and then I was still a little hungry.


I have the loan of a Vitamix for a few weeks.
I made a cray cray smoothie tonight to share with Matt to fill the void:

The original Thursday night post-dinner smoothie:
2 x oranges
1 x banana
1 x stick of celery


Blitz. Like cray cray.

Bon appetit baby.

Over at JustB - Curse of the Yummy Mummy

Please join me over on JustB today - I'm talking about the curse of the yummy mummy.

Come over and play. Please.


image of an original yummy mummy via The Seattle Times

Titanic News: Jack Could Have Fitted

I love to hog the bed at night - and one of my ongoing fantasies is to sprawl out in a hotel bed with crisp hotel linen. 


And here we learn that Jack could have jolly well have fitted onto that door, if only Rose hadn't hogged it. We're onto you Rose.


PS - Here's a good reason why not to order the house white.


image via lolsnaps