Golden Globes: Oh. Dear.

Erin Wasson. Did your cat run up your skirt and shred it? And you forgot a slip? Crikey. Happens to me all the time.

Golden Globes: Finish On A High Note

Zooey Deschanel - love the lime green and black - and your hair just seals the deal.
Then you go and tweet your mani that's wearing a tux. You! YOU! YOU! I just want to pop you in my pocket and keep you forever.

Rooney Mara - you never put a style step wrong. You are one to watch, over and over again, because it's pure joy. LOVE!

Golden Globes: Yes. No. NO!

 Salma Hayek - YES YES YES! Love this. Reminds me of Barbarella meets Space Odyssey. HOT!

 Yawn. Elle. Tell me, why are you even at the Golden Globe Awards? And how many reams of tulle died to make your dress?

Couldn't make up your mind what dress you wanted Charlize? And is that a, a, A BUMBAG? Oh no. It's just an additional flounce on your frock. I'd have liked this free of flounces. 

Golden Globes: Dame Helen Mirren

One of my favourite frocks from Golden Globes - on Dame Helen Mirren. She just continues to look more and more beautiful. Such style. I love this. LOVE IT! I'd wear it too. So when she's sick of it, she can just send it my way. That navy just sings to me. In six different languages. Love.

And I just had to include this shot of HM with Morgan and Sydney Poitier. I love Sydney Poitier. Amazeballs.

Golden Globes: Screen Siren

Dialling up all the glamour of Hollywood screen sirens is beautiful Kate Winslet. I just LOVE this simple and elegant look that silhouettes her curves. And it just says to me: old-school glamour. WIN!

Golden Globes: Lea Michele. Oh.

When I saw the above, I thought of the below. And I never wanted to be reminded of that. Oh save me. SAVE ME! 

And this one. THIS ONE. No one needs to be reminded of Susie Eleman's Logie Fashion. No one. Not even Susie.



Golden Globes: Tilda-riffic

I'm going out on a limb here to tell you - I love Tilda Swinton.

At 51, she's comfortable in her own skin, unafraid of having her own style, and oh man - that alabaster skin, that super cool hair.

I love her in this ethereal outfit. It's not something I'd wear, but she looks like the Queen of the Fairies and I dig that.

image via Just Jared

Golden Globes: Would it hurt to smile?

I've got a physical challenge for you Angelina. To smile. Try it. Trust me. It doesn't hurt.

Perhaps you're bored? Next time pack a small Sudoku in your clutch. No one needs to know.

Golden Globes: Style Loving

This girl can do no wrong in my book. Michelle Williams. Incredibly. Amazing. Fantastic. I love this dress. Love her hair and make-up. Love the girl.