Oscars: Cameron Diaz

See the guy standing behind Cameron - but not looking at Cameron? He's not looking at her, because he didn't realise it was Cameron - after all, she's wearing a dress that covers more than a strip below her derriere.

HALLELULJAH!

It looks like Cameron has moved beyond those tacky belts she wears as skirts. And wearing over $800,000 worth of Tiffany & Co. diamonds, well she looks more like a million bucks.